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Wookiee Punch!
Always Let the Wookiee Win.

What a Wookiee!

Welcome to the official WOOKIEE PUNCH! website.

So let's start by asking you why you are here in the first place? Well, we're waiting?

Not going to answer, eh? Are you completely deaf, or do you just have a sick sense of humor? Why would you want to know anything about a bunch of idiots with acoustic guitars and a ukulele? Guess you must have a thing for UKULELE PUNK. Never heard of it? Probably because we are the one and only Ukulele Punk band in the galaxy (at least, the only one that we know of). Prepare yourself for an encounter with idiocay at it's finest...

Prepare yourself, for WOOKIEE PUNCH!